
Girl on cell phone: "Are you kidding? Go back to him? I'd never go back to him. He's a meanie and he lied about dying, which is retarded!"
—Overheard in the Santa Fe Place mall.
Woman: "Since I saw you I've been going through this total transformation."
Man: "Uh-huh, uh-huh."
Woman: "I've been processing all this stuff."
Man: "Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
Woman: "I'm a totally new person…"
Man: "Excuse me, what's your name again?"
—Overheard at La Montañita Co-op checkout line.