"I find that this is a really good time not to have a penis."
- Overheard at a private party
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"I am NOT hungry, I'm PISSED OFF."
- Overheard at Allsups
"Man, this has been a great day. Went to sleep drunk, woke up drunk and now I'm ready for lunch."
- Overheard at the Department of Motor Vehicles
"You wouldn't want to go to Tierra Amarilla with Texas license plates."
- Overheard at Federal Place Post Office
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