“The last girl I dated had everything medically wrong with her, if she were a man she would of probably had erectile dysfunction.”
—Overheard at Wal-Mart
“Your pumpkins look like they have cancer. I find that disturbing.”
—Overheard at Sprouts
“Let’s go to that restaurant that was on the Anthony Bourdain show.”
—Overheard at SF Airport
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