artdirector@sfreporter.com
1. BIDEN OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES HIS RE-ELECTION BID.
Does this mean we’ll see an extra day in February and a Biden v. Trump debate every four years?
2. BUZZFEED SHUTS DOWN ITS NEWS DIVISION
Tell us what Disney movies you most identify with and we’ll tell you what level of bummed to be about that.
3. TUCKER CARLSON CANNED FROM FOX NEWS AFTER NETWORK SETTLES ELECTION LIES LAWSUIT
Fox News folding entirely would be an epic way for the world to mark SFR’s 50th anniversary next year.
4. A SENIOR ADVISOR TO THE GOVERNOR NOW MAKES $175,000 SALARY GETTING A 31% RAISE
Weird because the governor seems to have gotten such bad advice on a bunch of stuff lately.
5. CITY RESPONDS TO HOUSING, MENTAL HEALTH CRISES BY ADDING MORE POLICE DOWNTOWN.
Housing and more mental health care would be too much to ask.
6. CASINO.ORG STUDY SAYS NEW MEXICO VIDEO GAME ENTHUSIAST AMONG THE ANGRIEST
But you don’t hear about New Mexico gamers leaking national security secrets on Discord to impress their buddies.
7. SPACEX ROCKET EXPLODES SHORTLY AFTER TAKEOFF
State-affiliated business fails again.
