7 Days

1. ELON MUSK CHANGING TWITTER NAME, LOGO TO “X.”

Well, that’s xtupid.

2. FORMER UNM ATHLETIC DIRECTOR PAUL KREBS ACQUITTED

Typical—jocks always get to do whatever they want.

3. US FOREST SERVICE ADMITS IT STARTED CERRO PELADO FIRE

Agency’s slogan: Only we can prevent wildfires.

4. GEO SAYS LAB CLEANUP EFFORTS NEED IMPROVEMENT

Maybe someone should make a movie about this?

5. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN TESTIFIES TO LEGISLATIVE COMMITTEE ABOUT AI

And after a very nice fan used ChatGPT to complete Winds of Winter for him, too!

6. COUNTRY MUSIC CHUD JASON ALDEAN UNDER FIRE FOR NEW SONG AND VIDEO THAT SEEM TO PROMOTE VIOLENCE AGAINST PROTESTORS

Also his hat looks bad and his face is xtupid.

7. CITY OFFERS LOCAL SPOTS TO COOL DOWN

It’s that fun kind of dry heat where you need to hit a city-sanctioned place to not transform into a desiccated husk who breathes dust.