1. TRUMP TRIAL SET FOR MARCH 4
Not as thrilling as a headline reading “Trump shuts up forever,” but we’ll take what we can get at this point.
2. ESPAÑOLA’S SAINTS AND SINNERS BAR AND LIQUOR STORE HITS 60th BIRTHDAY
Pour one out for this iconic stop and its iconic neon sign.
3. SURGEON REMOVES 3-INCH PARASITE FROM AUSTRALIAN’S BRAIN
“Still alive and wriggling,” is just the sentence you want to hear from your brain surgeon.
4. NEW SANTA FE AIRPORT MANAGER SAYS THINGS ARE LOOKING GOOD
Hopefully he’ll overcome that hurdle where people are all like, “There’s an airport in Santa Fe?”
5. CITY SEEKS CPA TO SERVE ON AUDIT COMMITTEE
Who wouldn’t want to work for free on a huge mess?
6. SANTA FE OUTLET MALL HEADS TO AUCTION
Now we’re all gonna have to buy full-price Levi’s like a bunch of suckers.
7. ZOZOBRA GOES UP IN FLAMES THIS WEEKEND FOR THE 99th TIME
In your face, gloom! (Drop yours at SFR before Thursday night!)