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1. WILDLIFE OFFICIALS CAPTURE ROAMING WOLF AGAIN
We hear she’s not the only one looking in vain for a mate north of I-40.
2. NEW MEXICO SET TO RECEIVE $3 BILLION IN NEW MONEY
We’ll take even just a tiny bit of old money if anyone has any.
3. SIGNAL TIMING IMPROVEMENTS COMPLETE ON PART OF CERRILLOS ROAD
Leaving us less time to text at traffic lights.
4. STATE SAYS $6 MILLION IN 2022 REBATE CHECKS CAME BACK “UNDELIVERABLE”
We’ll take some of that money, too, if it’s up for grabs.
5. US REP. KEVIN MCCARTHY RESIGNS
Say hi to George Santos in hell.
6. CITY FINALLY SUBMITS FY22 AUDIT
So it’s still totally fine to pay our water bill 11 months late, right?
7. TUCKER CARLSON LAUNCHING STREAMING SERVICE
When God opens a window (see: McCarthy news), somewhere he closes a door.
