7 Days

1. MEDIA DESCENDS UPON SANTA FE FOR FIRST RUST TRIAL

“I saw a sea of blonde broadcast ladies emerge from a van,” someone told us.

2. PLAZA HOLIDAY LIGHTS TO COME DOWN

Now what’ll we look at down there? The box surrounding the remains of the obelisk?!?

3. LOCAL TIKTOKER QUESTIONED AFTER WEARING POLICE UNIFORM IN COMEDY VIDEO

A good use of time for everyone involved.

4. JUDGE RULES LAWSUIT AGAINST “MANSION TAX” CAN KEEP MOVING

Santa Fe Association of Realtors motto: Voters are bad. Mansions are good.

5. BEHIND-THE-SCENES AT THE LIBRARY EVENTS PROVIDES TOURS

Turns out there are a lot of books in there.

6. FOOD DEPOT HEAD SHERRY HOOPER ANNOUNCES HER RETIREMENT

No jokes about that, Sherry, we think you’re cool as hell.

7. SANTA FE GREENHOUSE GASES ARE DOWN, ACCORDING TO NEW REPORT

There’s a joke about chile and farting in there somewhere.