1
US BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS SAYS SANTA FEANS MAKE LOWER WAGES COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE COUNTRY
Yeah, but, like, the bike trails are so pretty…
2
CITY FACES SCRUTINY AFTER EXPENSIVE SHADE STRUCTURES FAIL TO ACTUALLY PROVIDE SHADE IN HELPFUL PLACES AT PUBLIC PARKS
This might be the most Santa Fe sentence we've ever written in our lives.
3
SEAN SPICER RESIGNS AS PRESS SECRETARY
A dark day for comedy indeed.
4
THE (R)EVOLUTION OF STEVE JOBS HAS WORLD PREMIERE AT SANTA FE OPERA
Good, because if there's one thing the opera's been missing, it's stories about rich white assholes.
5
CHEEKS STRIP CLUB IN TROUBLE AFTER FAILURE TO PAY SHOOTING VICTIM
We're gonna turn into a town free of pornography—IS THAT WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT?!
6
ESPAÑOLA COLLEGE OFFERING IN-STATE TUITION RATES TO OUT-OF-STATERS TO ATTRACT NON-NEW MEXICANS
You'll still have to live in Española, though.
7
INDIAN MARKET APPLICATION PROCESS CONFOUNDS LONGTIME ARTISTS
Clearly SWAIA isn't aware of the "We Fear Change" clause in the town charter.
