- FOUNDER OF ALLSUP’S, LONNIE ALLSUP, DIES We’re pouring out a Tallsup for you, Lonnie.
- FORMER COLLEGE OF SANTA FE THEATER HEAD JOHN WECKESSER ALSO DIES If all the world’s a stage, then heaven must be like a really sick green room with just, like, the best snacks.
- CLEVELAND INDIANS TO DROP ABSURDLY OFFENSIVE CHIEF WAHOO LOGO IN 2019 A strong contender for SFR’s first-ever About Fucking Timesies award.
- MVD FACES LAWSUIT OVER UNWIELDY DRIVER’S LICENSE RULES A runner up. (See above)
- SANTA FE GOES UNDER FIRE WEATHER WATCH Seriously, is hell also freezing over?
- LIBERTARIAN PARTY MAKING A COMEBACK Guns for some, miniature American flags for others!
- SFR DEADLINE PREVENTED US FROM SEEING STATE OF THE UNION BEFORE WE WENT TO PRESS “Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president.” -idiot pundits everywhere.
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