- MEDIA COMPANY SINCLAIR HAS COUNTLESS TV MEDIA AFFILIATES READ THE SAME TERRIFYING SCRIPT ABOUT FAKE NEWS ON AIR They may as well have been chanting, “One of us! One of us! One of us!”
- MAYOR ALAN WEBBER PLANS FIRST OPEN OFFICE HOURS AT PLAZA CAFÉ SOUTHSIDE Nothing pleases constituents like one of them vegan burgers that reportedly tastes just like real meat.
- SUPER-NERD WINS MEOW WOLF GALAGA TOURNAMENT We assume he’ll be getting “I <3 Galaga” tattooed on his knuckles.
- ACTING POLICE CHIEF DRIVES A LOWRIDER Somebody hire this dude full-time!!!
- NANCY PELOSI COMING TO SANTA FE Cue canned PR statements about the value of arts and culture.
- MARTIN HEINRICH TO AWARD POSTHUMOUS MEDAL TO NAVAJO CODE TALKER’S FAMILY A higher honor would be to expunge that Nic Cage movie about Code Talkers from cinema history.
- IDIOT WHO THREW BANANA PEEL AT DAVE CHAPPELLE DURING SANTA FE SHOW NOW SUING CHAPPELLE Only slightly less stupid than Chappelles transphobic “jokes.”
