1. IT ALREADY DECEMBER
Good lord.
2. THANKSGIVING WAS...FINE
Descendents’ Everything Sucks feels like gospel right about now.
3. PLAZA HOLIDAY LIGHTING DRAWS BIG CROWDS
Y’all act like you’ve never seen illuminated whimsy before.
4. INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER HOSTS PUEBLO GINGERBREAD HOUSE CONTEST
No joke here—just a rousing, “Sweet!” from SFR staffers.
5. STATE RECALLS CANNABIS PRODUCTS FOR POSSIBLE CONTAMINATION
We think our weed is fine, but we did spend a long time talking about mak- ing a movie that’s about us making a movie, so...
6. JOE BIDEN PARDONS HUNTER BIDEN
And all we got from our dad was this crippling anxiety!
7. SANTA FE PUBLIC SCHOOLS PILOT PROGRAM REQUIRES STUDENTS TO LOCK UP PHONES DURING SCHOOL HOURS
Bring back carrier pigeons, we say.
