1. NEW BOB WOODWARD BOOK SAYS TRUMP SHIPPED COVID TESTS TO PUTIN DURING PANDEMIC
It’s like the former prez learned nothing from Red Dawn.
2. WAYWARD BALLOON AT ALBUQUERQUE BALLOON FIESTA CAUSES POWER OUTAGE…
And wicker propelled by fire seemed so foolproof!
3. …BUT ZOZOBRA BALLOON’S FIRST FLIGHT DIDN’T CAUSE ANY TROUBLE
He’s really more of a taker than a disher-outer.
4. BREAKING: LEAVES CHANGE COLORS IN FALL
Drive up the mountain as soon as effing possible—everyone needs to see it on your Insta!!!!!
5. PRESBYTERIAN ANNOUNCES NEW CEO
ER visits to still span literal weeks
6. SANTA FE TEAHOUSE HAS NEW OWNERS FROM TEXAS, RETURNS TO OLD MENU
Thank God, because you can’t just get eggs Benedict any old place.
7. NORTHERN NEW MEXICO UNIVERSITY DEVELOPING CYBERSECURITY TRAINING CENTER
Which we sincerely hope is about fighting Terminators.
